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The President Obama birth certificate controversy, calls for more authentic transparency.

President Barack Hussein Obama's birth record controversy, could be put to rest in a moment, if the original certificate, now under seal in Hawaii, was reviewed by both right and leftwing members of the United States Supreme Court. If America's original birth certificate, the Declaration of Independence, had been sealed from the public and a short version submitted to the people of Philadelphia, an unruly assembly of pat(riots) would that very night, have held another Tea Party, and the elitist perpetrators of this secrecy would instead have had an assisted skinny dip in the Delaware River. To political opportunists, nothing is sacred. Birthers of America Unite.